I live in a high-income country – transcribed text script

Transcription of the famous meme video – I live in a high-income country – text, lyrics and subtitles. Full script:


I live in a high-income county. I earn wealth by setting forth and purging evil from dungeons in the neighboring barony. I have numerous chums in my adventuring party, not least of all my noble steed, bright and swift as the lighting. But I of course have admiration and respect for each and every one of them. If you would, with the evil intent, cross our path – you shall meet my blessed blade, and it’s sacred light will sting your fetid hide. My armour, gleaming even in the darkest caverns, cannot be pierced by weapons of malice and woe.

My true love and I have lush flower gardens around our estate, where she sings to woodland critters. My questing is fully sanctioned and partially funded by her father, His Majesty, the King. If you are of noble heart, we would be most pleased to host you. Our larders are overflowing with a bounty of fresh fruits and meats this time of year, favoured as we are by jolly spirits of the harvest. As I write this, my swineherd is feeding a record breaking boar, in preparation for an upcoming feast. Rest assured, while stopping by, you will be well looked after before continuing on to whatever far away place your heart pulls you to.


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